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Check all boxes that apply for your daily bitch count to see if you are dangerously close to shaking the status quo.

Snarled at someone obnoxious
Discussed your heavy flow over lunch
Didn't giggle nervously
Listened to some Alanis Morissette
Cut off a Range Rover on the Motorway
Didn't shave your legs
Didn't wear makeup
Stood in the magazine porno section and made men nervous
Told the office Romeo to shove off
Purchased unscented feminine "protection"
Didn't drink any O.J. this morning
Didn't cry at the last sad movie you saw
Attended a self defence class
Referred to God as a woman
Went to a feminist meeting
Didn't shower r as self-defence weapon
Spammed an online sexist site
Turned the TV channel when sexist stereotypes appeared
Laughed at life's fickle nature
Ate at a restaurant alone and enjoyed it
Bought a replacement part for your boyfriend
Didn't care what you looked like
Didn't base your womanhood on whether or not you have children
Used John Bobbit's face as a dart board
Fixed your own car and saved yourself some money
Sang "I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar"
Bought Revlon's new colour stay eyeliner



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